Here is a breakdown of the incumbent pairings and open seats. Senate Incumbant Pairings D v D 2 R v R 4 D v R 2 Open seats 8 Total 16 House Incumbant Pairings D v D 6 R v R 6 D v R 3 Open seats 15 Total 30 Senators paired: District Name Party Previous ... »
Loyal fans of Emo Senator, southern Minnesota's most beloved telenovela, will remember that Mike Parry's congressional campaign stops are drawing voters like Limburger cheese attracts the ladies. In Emo Senator: lost episode shocks Mike Parry fans, the... »
Fans of Emo Senator, southern Minnesota's most beloved telenovela, weren't surprised to learn that Senator Mike Parry's amnesia had returned and the Belle of Waseca had forgotten that he doesn't have a boss who forces him to take vacation time. More sh... »
Today's headlines illustrate the difference between Congressman Walz and his presumptive opponent, Emo Senator Mike Parry. The Mankato Free Press reports in Insider trading report puts focus on Walz’s STOCK Act: On Sunday, Congressman Tim Walz had just... »
Fans of Emo Senator, Southern Minnesota's best loved online melodrama, will not be let down by today's episode, as Mike Parry writes a check with his mouth no ass could ever cover. As readers tuned in Thursday, the tweets flew in to Mike Brodkorb's ado... »
